e-spresso

e-spresso^tm

world's first interactive caffeine rush!
Version 1.5

new concept

Hold your PDA like a glass and pretend to gulp down delicious mokka. Our program will make it look as if you were really drinking stuff from your Palm. Hillarious!

"I just got married to the waitress whom I amazed with
e-spresso"

Totally fake quote

thanks

Drink espresso directly on your Palm.
No standing in line, no rude waiters, no brown tongue. Just pure free fun.
Thanks for downloading our
e-spresso. You'll spend hours of fun with it. You may beam it to anyone so you can have thousands of e-spresso dates for the price of one espresso date: $4.95

Did you know...

85% of the population can curl their tongue into a tube.

You just tried it, didn't you?!

How to...

"My hair finally grew back after just one week of
e-spresso!"

Totally fake quote

Contents
Thanks for your interest in drinking espresso right on your Palm.
You have successfully purchased and downloaded a zip or sit folder containing these elements:

-- e-spresso_r15.prc
(the palm file)
-- e-spressoInstructions.html
(this document, viewed in browser)
-- lots of gifs and jpgs
(used by this html file)
-- Readme.txt
(sort of the same info as here just more bland...)

Quickstart
Please hotsync your freshly downloaded e-spresso.prc file onto your Palm OS device now. You do this by double-clicking it on your PC and confirming the Palm-Install question, then pushing the hotsync button on your cradle (funfact: most people forget to hotsync their new software).

Do what...
Just tap the funky cup of e-spresso on your Palm-Home-Screen.

Click "brew" and watch the hot mokka rise.
The trial version features a short delay and instructional page to teach you about e-spresso.
The full version goes straight to the brewing action.

Show this to everybody,
then click any part of the screen (use your thumb of the hand holding the Palm like a glass or cup).

The espresso-foam will disappear (this is your cue, that it all works just fine). Now move the Palm to your mouth (just like you would with any glass) and start gulping down the cyber drink.

It looks absolutely hillarious and we have yet to find a person who will not want it beamed to their device after experiencing the weirdness...

menu
You can then either refill (see button) or access a bunch of menu options by clicking the Palm Menu Button (just below the Home button). There's even a small tutorial if you forgot about the ONE button you have to push...

Help
The e-spresso.org website is full of hints, tips and funny animations helping you to master the highly acclaimed art of cyber-gulping...
If you need additional help about the downloaded files or any related topic please visit the Hottrix Help Desk for friendly instant help.
License
e-spresso is shareware under international laws. You may freely beam and distribute the unregistered version. If you purchase the registered version and beam it to someone, they technically owe us a license fee. If they're cheap, make sure, that at least they buy YOU a real drink because you spent your hard earned dough on e-spresso. You may however not sell e-spresso. We have to feed our code-slaves somehow...

FREE flyers

Your personal e-spresso comes with free download flyers, stickers and displays to crack people up before they even see the e-spresso thingy...

"Generate your personal e-spresso online with this cool DIY wizzard!
Click to see what it looks like (it's free!).

wow!

Put your company name right on your customer's Palm!
Need an original business card or cool give-away? You own a Restaurant, Bar, Coffee Shop and you will want your personal e-spresso featuring your name and message. Beam it to your customers who will love you forever. Details...
Be fast and offer the first e-spresso in town by bribing us. Do it online (preview is free) and start the e-spresso craze tomorrow!

Let us know how you use your e-spresso.
We've heard some wild stories and would love to hear yours!
Sure, we're not making a fortune with this cool gag, but hey: As long as everybody gets
a good laugh and a bunch of wacky situations out of it we're happy. Please support this effort.
Elaborate help is on our site.
Visit us on www.e-spresso.org and share the insanity!
Visit www.hottrix.com for lots of magic tricks and gags for your PalmOS device.

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