"Generate your personal e-spresso online with this cool DIY wizzard!
Click to see what it looks like (free preview!).
It's true, for a change...
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World premiere: Customize e-spresso online for a few bucks and have the funniest business card around! Think about it! It's too good!

Comes with FREE promotion kit to help you crack people up before they've even seen the weirdness...

Be fast and offer the first e-spresso in town and start the e-spresso craze tomorrow!